HELLO I LOVE YOU WEIQING.

Because everyone needs more happiness now:
http://www.cracked.com/article_17391_14-more-most-unintentionally-gay-rap-lyrics-ever.html

excerpts:
The Lyric:
"I got a bitch who's a man"

What He's Probably Saying:

"That dude is a bitch!"


What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"That dude is my transvestite girlfriend!"




The Lyric:
"Now I'm in the club, no V.I.P.
I'm down low where every last hoodlum be
I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me
Walk up to him, you know nice and polite
Let him now it's real, lift the shirt up light
I'ma let it off cause I ain't tryin to fight"

What He's Probably Saying:

"So I'm in the club, right? And I mean in the club, not up in V.I.P. or some weak stuff like that. Anyway, I'm walking around and I see this dude eying me. So I walk over to him, and I'm all, 'Hello sir, I'm not here for fisticuffs, but I will shoot you. With my gun.'"


What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"So I'm in the club. I'm on the down low... I think you know what I mean. Anyway, I see this guy checking me out. So I walk over to him, but I'm kind of shy around dudes. I didn't really know what to say so I just sorted lifted my shirt up and showed him my abs. He seemed offended so I'm like, 'Relax, I don't want to fight, I'm just hoping to let one off. On your chest or face, if possible.'"


because even the most badass gangsters need some lovin.

Um coincidentaly, is it just my screwy comp or is the blogger posting page super fulgy now? My motivation to post anything has just nosedived- just so i dont have to see this disgusting page

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Indigo Children ! says:
and i was lyk OMFG NOOOOO

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4 lykz wat?

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omfg we should totally talk like this

Indigo Children ! says:
i cud get usd 2 dis

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yah tis is lyke soz kool

Indigo Children ! says:
NWO I CREAM LYK I AM IN A MI CHEM ROAMNCE MUSIK VIDEOO!!

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soz i jes tok lyk how i tpe n rite in skool

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butz in da slang weyz of ghetto peeplo

Indigo Children ! says:
u r a natural at this!!! omgosh!

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lyke r u trying 2 mak fun of mee? becoz satan mii homeboi n he will killz u n send u to hell

Indigo Children ! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HOW DO YOU SOUND SO MUCH LIKE HER! It's like a talent!



imitating twilighters and Twila The Girl Who Waz in Luv Wif A Vampyre
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4678636/1/Twila_The_Girl_Who_Waz_In_Luv_With_A_Vampyre

also known as the best crackfic known to mankind after watching people read this on youtube

URGH. they have completely massacred Avatar the last airbender.

They have somehow managed to make Zuko look like the pansiest lame shit ever and the trailer is so epic fail you wouldnt believe it.

dear god, leave avatar ALONE!

"Brains."

OMFG I BET NO ONE WOULD READ THIS BUT ZOMG THIS FANFIC IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IN THE WORLD AND I NOW WORSHIP THE GROUNDS OF WHICH THE AUTHOR WALKS ON FOR WRITING SO MANY MANY WEIRD CRACK FICS. I AM ON A SUGAR HIGH FROM SPENDING THE WHOLE EVENING READING CRACK FICS LIKE THS.

UNDEAD AND UNASHAMED- OPALISH

Lily Evans sank down into the deepest, softest armchair in the Gryffindor common room and buried her head in her hands.

"BRAINS!"

She was really starting to loathe Halloween. What on earth had made Dumbledore think a costume party would be a good idea?

"BRAINS!"

"Shut up, Potter!" she snapped, but her voice was too muffled by her hands to be heard over the clamor.

And why, why, why had James Potter chosen to be a zombie?

"Hungry. NEED BRAINS."

Lily sighed and looked up to see if he had stopped grabbing random Gryffindors' heads yet. He hadn't. In fact, he currently had Sirius Black in a headlock and seemed to be trying to gnaw off his forehead.

Sirius, dressed as a Muggle rockstar, was retaliating by smacking James' shins with a cardboard guitar.

"My God," she muttered with a low groan of utter despair. She shook her head in consternation; unfortunately, the movement caught Potter's attention - something she'd managed to avoid so far, despite the fact that her evil best friend had blackmailed her into wearing a Playboy bunny costume.

"Evans!" he cried jovially, abruptly letting his best friend go. Sirius staggered back, shook himself, and whacked Potter hard on the back of the head with his rather battered fake instrument, which promptly bent completely in half.

"Potter," she said dourly.

"Evans!"

"Potter?"

"Evans!"

"WHAT!" she roared, and the common room went completely silent.

"Tsk," Sirius sighed, shaking his head. "Such a temper."

Lily seethed, her hands curling into fists.

"Potter," she gritted out through clenched teeth, "what do you want?"

James smiled cheerfully, which was rather disturbing, given his temporarily gray skin and yellowed teeth. "Brains!"

She stared at him for a long, tension-frought moment. Finally, she took a deep breath and said, very quietly, "Potter. If you don't stop with this 'brains' nonsense, I will forcibly remove your own and shove it down your gullet."

"You wound me!" Potter gasped, clutching at his chest through the ragged clothes he'd chosen to wear as part of his costume.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Potter blinked, then slowly grinned again. "How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain."

"You utter pig," she spat.

"Zombie."

"Pig."

"Zombie."

"Fine, zombie pig," she growled impatiently, standing. "The point is, I loathe you and the day I go out with you is the day Dumbledore makes you Head Boy, you irresponsible, incorrigible nuisance."

"Look, Evans," Potter said, sounding unusually sincere. "The thing is...I love you."

She stared at him in disbelief.

"And brains," he added.

Lily's face went an angry, mottled crimson. She sputtered wordlessly for a few moments, then threw up her hands in defeat and stormed out of the common room, bunny ears flapping on her head.

Right before the portrait slammed shut behind her, she heard one last feeble, "...brains?"

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! But your spelling is so good to blame stuff on. Like, WQ WHY DID YOU EAT MY SANDWHICH. OMG XINYI'S SPELLING MADE ME DO IT!

AND ITS GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME says:
or maybe its like WQ EHY DID YOU EAT MY SANDWHICH? OMG BECAUSE I AM A HUNGRY VACCUMM CLEANER ALIEN HYBRID THING DISGUISED AS AN AH LIAN WHO BLAMES HER HUNGER ON INNOCENT CHILDREN LIKE XINYI

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
Sigh I forgive you for that outburst. I know it's not really you, but the spelling! The spelling made you do it.

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
BUT YOUR SPELLING IS LIKE

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
LEGENDARY!

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
It is the Epic of the Epic!

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
That is why on Grad night they will give you an award for the Most Spelling Errors award.


GEE THANKS.

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
Oprah is a fat indian okay!

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
And they give me all kinds of condescending looks!

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OMFG SHE'S AFRICAN AMERICAN!

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THAT IS LIKE NAWT INDIAN

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
Ya african american, aboriginal, indian, tamil tigers, all the same denomination.

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O.O

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
OEI I am not discriminating ok! I am listening to Rihanna now!

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
She is also indian.

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SHE IS AS INDIAN AS AMANDA IS INDIAN

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
HAHAHA, which means, VERY. AND THAT WAS SHO LOL! I AM GNA TELL AMANDA!!

AND ITS GONNA BE TOTALLY AWESOME says:
AMANDA IS NOT INDIAn

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SHE LOOKS INDIAN/DUBIOUSLY UNCHINESE

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BUT OMFG SHE IS IN EC CLASS

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
Ms Jacob is a Sri Lankan

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that makes her so much more chinese than me

Aaja Jariwale Nile Aasman Ke Tale says:
HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!

and this is totally why people go around stabbing each other with pitchforks and woks like those crazy china people in our CME paper.